Seattle traffic officer cites Chicago White Sox GM for jaywalking.
38% of everything is right with the world. An all-time high!
My favorite is the ridiculous slant that Whitesox.com put on the article. Jaywalking is rarely ticketed in big cities, which Williams tried to explain to the officer. Stupid police officer, not understanding what Williams was so kind to attempt to explain to him. Doesn't he know anything about what violations of the law he's obligated to ignore because they don't enforce them in most cities? I'm pretty sure that the Chicago police have exclusive authority to enforce Kenny Williams' inability to read a don't walk sign, and fear we may have another beer summit coming up.
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